the top news (or "news") stories that shattered my world in 2006 (or at least got me giggling), and the headlines i would give them:
PARIS, ON BRITNEY: "To call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling"--grammarians cringe!
TOMKAT TIES THE KNOT: Unneutered male felines hide from paparazzi in a "string" of mistaken identity cases.
16-YEAR OLD "MARY" PREGNANT: Argues immaculate conception to distressed parents.
OF AIR AND BEARS: Rona and Dubya to save the World! [disclaimer: i did not giggle at either of these climate change stories. though i did smirk at the idea that w might finally be getting onto the right side of the "debate" about global warming. DEBATE. mwaha!]
PLUTO NO LONGER A PLANET: Plutonians cry foul!
feel free to add some more. i'm tired, and am thus not at my witty best... :)
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